Kevin Throws Gaus, Man
In the past, I've gone out of my way to focus more on rookie hitters than pitchers, but after last year and living through season-after-season of diminishing offense, this is the world we live in....
View ArticleJohnny Be Good
For all of today's news and lineup notes, all with a Canadian/Arizonian accent (if that's such a thing, I'm assuming it is unless they already deported it) here's Nick the Podcast Radio Host with...
View ArticlePoints Leagues: Small Time Arms are for FIP and FAP
If you’re a Razzball regular, then you’re familiar with the term FIP. If you’re into twodels, you’re familiar with the term FAP. If you aren’t familiar with the former, ask Wikipedia about xFIP. If...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 10: Yanking On My Heartstrings
Hate on me all you want, but I've been a full-fledged, die-hard New York Yankees fan since birth. [Jay's Note: Could be worse... you could have been a Red Sox fan...] I may have been born and raised in...
View ArticleKhris Davis Will Make Your Homers Jump Jump
Cause you got a build up of wax in your eyes and haven't been digesting the non-verbal medicine I've been doling out about Khris Davis, he's getting a lede. This is coming to you from a tough love...
View ArticleThe Game Of Throws Starring K’ing Felix
Yesterday, Felix Hernandez had the best game of the season for fantasy -- 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 15 Ks. F-Her was the best thing to hit the world since Natalie Portman decided it was a good idea to...
View ArticleThe Royal Hosmer Bombs
Hold onto your Taco Bell-made Doritos hat because yesterday Eric Hosmer hit a homer. Sung like J.J. Fad, "The S is for super, the Homer is for about freakin' time!" More of an 80's rock kid? Hosmer's...
View ArticlePoints Leagues: Hit June Gloom With Some Prospect Boom-Boom
Frenemies and cohorts, it is that magical time of year where the player pool begins to grow. Summer harvest begins to reap the treasures of the seeds sown by unheralded draft pundits of years passed....
View ArticleDraftKings – Choose Wisely
Growing up one of my favorite films was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The movie has everything; boat chases; hot Austrian scholars turned Nazi’s, Sean Connery, Knights, the Holy Grail and one of...
View ArticleThe Price Is 10K With No Free Passes
David Price is one of the most interesting pitchers right now. Snooze! Okay, Random Italicized Voice, I'll try not make this too boring. No, I thought I heard an alarm and was yelling for it to snooze....
View ArticleCored-Out Apple In Lincecum’s Backseat Surrenders More Hits
It's deja vu all over again. It was almost a year ago that Tim Lincecum threw a no hitter vs. the Padres. Only thing better would be if they both came on 4/20. After the game, Lincecum said, "I felt...
View ArticleTwo-Startapalooza: Week 14
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. Are you like me? Have you been doubting the existence of the humidor at Coors Field...
View ArticleDraftKings – Taijuan Walker, Texas Ranger…Er, Seattle Mariner
Greetings all as I wrap up this month of June DraftKings coverage. Be sure to drive the right speed today as it's a little known - ok well known - fact that the popo need to meet their minimums and...
View ArticleThis Guy Pearce Forgot Who He Was, Giving Out Mementos
Wanna really mess with your brain? Think about how you could have the same thing as Guy Pearce in Memento and you would never know. Okay, don't think about it too long, it'll mess with your brain too...
View ArticleSamardzija Without The A’s Is Even More Unspeakable
So, we had our first July 31st trading deadline deal, and it paid off for all the A's fans who paid Oaktown's own, Bubb Rubb, to break into Billy Beane's office and turn his iCal forward a month. "Any...
View ArticleJam It or Cram It: The Broken, Beat and Scarred Edition
I Can't Remember Anything Can't Tell If this Is True or Dream Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream this Terrible Silence Stops Me Now That the War Is Through with Me I'm Waking up I Can Not See That...
View ArticleTop 100 for 2nd Half of 2014 Fantasy Baseball
So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to talk about? Hell’s Kitchen? Is it even believable that these people would...
View ArticleTwo-Startapalooza, Week 17: Don’t Mullet Over, Grab Jacob deGrom
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. Two-Startapalooza’s back, beoches! Man, I gotta tell yunz, I had a superly-dooperly...
View ArticleDuvall Caan Fill-In For Brando(n)
Damn, after reading that title, now I want to eat pasta. Has anyone ever watched The Godfather and not wanted to eat Italian right after? It's an American rite of passage. Once you're old enough to...
View ArticlePeavy On The Presidio
You know how when you move out of a place, you throw out a majority of your stuff, but a few things you just slide into the cubbyhole behind the washer/dryer? Maybe nothing significant. Just something...
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